Queenkv’s Brainpickings

“Religion has no place in public schools the way facts have no place in
organized religion.”
-Super Nintendo Chalmers

i’m so damn unproductive right now….i should do some extra homework on my next story….just im-ig and looking up dumb info….

any advice on a nice restuarant for my boyfriend’s bday? in chicago? anybody?

maxim has great jokes

A Texan, a New Yorker, and a Bostonian are sitting together in a bar in the Yukon. The Texan tosses back his shot of tequila, throws the half-full bottle up in the air, pulls out a gun, and blows it to pieces. The other two, shocked, just stare at the Texan. He explains, “Where I come from, we have plenty of tequila.”

The New Yorker, not to be outdone, finishes his glass of wine, tosses the half-full bottle up in the air, pulls out a gun, and blows it apart. “Where I come from,” he explains, “we have plenty of fine wine.”

The Boston guy slowly drinks the last drop of his beer, tosses the empty bottle in the air, pulls out a gun, and shoots the New Yorker between the eyes. He then catches the bottle on the way down. “Where I come from,” he says slowly, “we never waste booze�and we have plenty of New Yorkers.”