Archive for June 8th, 2004

finished my country report…


 

everything’s big in Texas

found this quiz on bigcracker’s xanga site….too cute…

You’re Texas!
You aren’t really much of your own person, but everyone around
you wishes you’d go away, so you might as well be independent.  You’re
sort of loud-mouthed and abrasive, but you do have a fair amount of power.  You
like big trucks, big cattle, and big oil rigs.  And sometimes you really
smell.  But it’s not all bad, you’re big enough to have some soft spots
somewhere in all that redneck madness.

Take the Country
Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid

and now…a Texas joke from Maxim

A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said: So, where yall from?

The girl from New York said: From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.

The girl from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: So, where yall from, BITCH?