something to put a smile on my face.
FAITH
Come on, you gotta have a little faith.
WOOD
(sardonic)
Think I’ve had my share, thanks.
FAITH
Well I trundled right into that, didn’t I. Look, I’m sorry
if it seemed like I was blowing you off the other day. I
was just trying to, you know… blow you off.
They start covering the vent by the stairs with stuff.
WOOD
I figured that out all by myself.
FAITH
It’s nothing personal, it’s just… after I get bouncy with
a guy, there’s not a whole lot more I need to know about
him.
WOOD
That’s bleak.
FAITH
Way of the world.
WOOD
Good to know. For a second there, I was mistaking it for
more defensive, isolationist Slayer crap.
FAITH
And he comes out swingin’…
WOOD
There is a whole world you don’t even know about, and a lot
of the men in it are pretty decent guys. They’d surprise
you.
FAITH
Guy looks at me, let’s just say his priorities shift.
WOOD
‘Cause you’re so hot ?
FAITH
Is what it is, yo.
WOOD
Please. I’m much prettier than you.
Faith starts in open-mouthed, victorian shock — she actually puts a
hand to her breast.
WOOD (CONT’D)
And for the record, our little encounter didn’t exactly
change my world.
FAITH
You’re tripping ! That was rock ’em sock ’em !
WOOD
Oh, it was nice enough… you’re very… enthused… with a
little more experience I think you’ll really…
FAITH
Dude, I got mad skills !
WOOD
No, of course.
(re : work)
Let’s finish up.
FAITH
Hell with that. We’re going again. You’re gonna learn a
little respect here, pal.
She starts pulling off her shirt, Wood stopping her with :
WOOD
Faith. Make me a deal. We live through this, you give me
the chance to surprise you.
FAITH
(suspicious)
Well, what would be the surprise ?
WOOD
You do know the meaning of the word, right ?
FAITH
Fine. Deal.
WOOD
Good enough.
They start moving heavy ###### again.
FAITH
No way are you prettier than me.
WOOD
Little bit.