everything’s big in Texas

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found this quiz on bigcracker’s xanga site….too cute…

You’re Texas!
You aren’t really much of your own person, but everyone around
you wishes you’d go away, so you might as well be independent.  You’re
sort of loud-mouthed and abrasive, but you do have a fair amount of power.  You
like big trucks, big cattle, and big oil rigs.  And sometimes you really
smell.  But it’s not all bad, you’re big enough to have some soft spots
somewhere in all that redneck madness.
Take the Country
Quiz at the Blue Pyramid

and now…a Texas joke from Maxim

A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendly and all, said: “So, where y’all from?”

The girl from New York said: “From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.”

The girl from Texas sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: “So, where y’all from, BITCH?”

2 thoughts on “everything’s big in Texas”

  2. take this blog to cuba!

    You’re Cuba!
    How bad can you really be?  So many people have said so many
    bad things about you, but you know they can’t all be true.  Not even most of them.
     You went a little crazy for a while, but now you’re just getting older and tired
    of all the nasty stuff people think about you.  You could use a little more money

    and you really wish people wouldn’t keep leaving you for richer people, but other than
    that, things aren’t so bad.  You really like used military clothing.
    Take the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid

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